on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point.ġ3_So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.ġ4_Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens.

He still hasn't unwrapped his present.Ĩ_How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave.ĩ_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.ġ0_How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.ġ1_Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding. You may have already seen a few, these are my personal favorites:ġ_What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes.Ģ_My Grandpa said, 'Your generation relies too much on technology!' I replied, 'No, your generation relies too much on technology!' Then I unplugged his life support.ģ_What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor.Ĥ_Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.ĥ_What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.Ħ_What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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